South Park character analysis

If i were a South Park character...


Which southpark characters do you like?

Kenny - You are superficial and shallow. You like him because everyone else does. Because he is the kind of character that you are supposed to like.

Look, the only people who like Kenny are those who are not really into South Park, or who have only watched a couple of episodes. Based on that, you've formed an opinion of which character you like. How much does that say about you? You dodgy shit.

Cartman - Cartman is by far the most hilarious character in southpark. But liking him doesn't mean you are cool, it just means you are either a first-class asshole headed straight to hell, or a nazi.

Whichever it is, at least you're honest.

Butters - You are a sick, sadistic fuck who loves the idea of smearing shit on a friend's lip, flicking darts randomly at passing scoolchildren, or watching old people beat each other up.

Why else would you like a character created solely for the purpose of getting humiliated, sabotaged, or downright maimed in every episode? They world has shitloads of people like you, but few ever admit it.

Stan or Kyle - Something is wrong with you... period. Nobody would pick either of the two as their favourites. Well, maybe Kyle because Cartman keeps trying to piss him off, but neither are automatic first choices.

So why would there be something wrong with you? Because I am not able to comprehend the rationale behind why anyone would prefer these two, and what I cannot comprehend, must be so frighteningly queer that it is beyond the scope of human understanding.

I'd hazard a guess and say that you fondle dead animals and masturbate while reading fincancial accounting books.

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Oh and Ah Tan, I dreamt I beat you up again two nights back... all damned night I was smashing my fists into your bloodied face, kicking your broken mouth in with all my strength -- and still you wouldn't die.
I woke up so damned tired and pissed off that I had a really shitty day at work.
Fuck you. You cheebye.