Just take my heart

Weirdo blues...

Laugh all you want at his get-up... but he is one of the most magical guitarist in the world.

Somebody

Smoke on the water...

Boon Boon thought the camera wasn't turned on...

He was wrong...



The best part was when he zoned out for 15 secs trying to recall the term "body surf"...

Looks like rain...

BOOM muthafucker...



His name is Shawn Kemp, and don't you EVER forget that.

Evil lives.

She walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of her feet,
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready? Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat.

*Tun tun tun

Another one bites the dust...

She wanted to know...

...what she looks like bald.

Now she knows.

Ah Tan must die...

He must...

The Fucker...

South Park character analysis

If i were a South Park character...


Which southpark characters do you like?

Kenny - You are superficial and shallow. You like him because everyone else does. Because he is the kind of character that you are supposed to like.

Look, the only people who like Kenny are those who are not really into South Park, or who have only watched a couple of episodes. Based on that, you've formed an opinion of which character you like. How much does that say about you? You dodgy shit.

Cartman - Cartman is by far the most hilarious character in southpark. But liking him doesn't mean you are cool, it just means you are either a first-class asshole headed straight to hell, or a nazi.

Whichever it is, at least you're honest.

Butters - You are a sick, sadistic fuck who loves the idea of smearing shit on a friend's lip, flicking darts randomly at passing scoolchildren, or watching old people beat each other up.

Why else would you like a character created solely for the purpose of getting humiliated, sabotaged, or downright maimed in every episode? They world has shitloads of people like you, but few ever admit it.

Stan or Kyle - Something is wrong with you... period. Nobody would pick either of the two as their favourites. Well, maybe Kyle because Cartman keeps trying to piss him off, but neither are automatic first choices.

So why would there be something wrong with you? Because I am not able to comprehend the rationale behind why anyone would prefer these two, and what I cannot comprehend, must be so frighteningly queer that it is beyond the scope of human understanding.

I'd hazard a guess and say that you fondle dead animals and masturbate while reading fincancial accounting books.

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Oh and Ah Tan, I dreamt I beat you up again two nights back... all damned night I was smashing my fists into your bloodied face, kicking your broken mouth in with all my strength -- and still you wouldn't die.
I woke up so damned tired and pissed off that I had a really shitty day at work.
Fuck you. You cheebye.